Jonah comes downstairs.
“Mama, look at our hair!”
It’s all nice and brushed and I had heard them playing around in the bathroom so I say “Did you get your hair wet and brush it?”
Owen replies, “No, we’re trying to cut it ourselves!”
Jonah adds, “But none of the scissors are working.”
Alas.
And Now We Are Five 
No! Step away from the scissors!The previous post about Owen cracked me up. Lucky, lucky you. š