There comes a time in every child’s life when the parents realize they are in trouble: they now have to hide the chocolate.
We received some nice chocolate for a gift (rather several gifts) and it was disappearing at a mysteriously rapid pace. After some serious dinner table sleuthing, we determined that it was likely an in-house job.
Unfortunately, the hairwashing torture session yielded no confessions, but rest assured, we shall get to the bottom of this!
And Now We Are Five 
Aha! So it wasn’t Eddy eating it? Very suspicious…I wonder if they’re working as a team, one to distract, the other to grab and run. Meet at the top bunk to share the stash!